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Claim your FREE CD of our first 8 singles!
Just help us out with the shipping, and it's yours for free.
*Mwah* how do you do? We're BITTER KISSES and we're so pleased you're here! We make our own synth-infused blend of pop-metal and alt-rock and we're looking for as many people with exquisite music taste, such as your lovely self, as possible.
To make sure you can get up to speed with what we do, we're want to give you our first 8 singles on one lovely compact disk, completely free! The only thing we ask is that you cover the cost of the shipping.
Total:
£10 £0
(Please note, shipping might be a bit higher for folks in the EU as we can't control this cost. The CD will still be excellent though, we promise)
You still here? Well then, it probably makes sense for us to introduce ourselves, since we're presently 4 randoms on the internet that you've never met before. It's also good to let you know just what you'll be getting from us...
Since we're not even on first-name terms yet! Let's fix that right away...
BITTER KISSES are Gem (who sings), Thom (who sings and plays bass), Josh (who sings and plays guitar) and Sam (who plays the drums). Fun fact: only one of the members of the band is presently sporting their natural hair colour (no, it's not Gem).
Outside of music, our interests include videogames (The Binding Of Isaac, Hollow Knight, Minecraft and Helldivers 2 being high on the list), makeup fashion, photography (Sam is quite literally a pro), Warhammer 40K (Thom collects basically every faction of Xenos and Josh has more Space Marines than he knows what to do with) and travelling.
(Yes, we're aware that we're getting a bit carried-away with brackets. No, we won't stop)
What happens when you order a free CD?
We get it, sending money on the internet to random people (even if they're now your friends) can be a bit daunting, so here's what you'll get and how it'll happen:
The signed CD itself, which is bright and beautiful and so yellow that you couldn't even lose it in a dark room! (Did we forget to mention, it'll be signed too? That way you know it came direct from us and not some fulfilment centre.)
It’s just £5.99 to ship! You can tip more if you want, but it’ll literally just be £5.99 to get the CD sent to you, and we'll ship it to you within a week. That's right, no waiting around on this one.
If you don't receive a fulfilment email in that timeframe, we'll refund the shipping cost and send you the CD anyway! There's nothing to lose!
If you get to the end of this after having received the CD and listened to it and think "nah, hate this lot and their dumb music", you have 30 days to ask for your money back and we'll send it to you, no questions asked.
And that's it, thanks for reaching the bottom of the page! We can't wait to send you out one of these CDs and have you along for the ride.
Lots of love,
BITTER KISSES
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